BREATH. seriously...... updates.

wow. this first quarter in school has seriously like flown.
so fast!
haha whoa. well school is pretty much the bomb. accept the learning part.
i prefer the social section.
oh and the best part is........* drum roll *
flirting. yes i said flirting. its like the funnest thing known to man.
i love it!
especially when the guys flirt back.
:D computer tech is the best one. my bestie brooke and i always laugh way hard and have a good time. OMG we are writing our HERO REPORTS on our hero, ROBERT PATTINSON!!! SQUEAL!!! hahaha we love him and hes edward cullen so it just makes it that much better (:
and i love Earth Science with my bestie Ashley
haha she freakin rocks my world
the funniest thing happened today. Kyna hafen, also one of my besties,
and i traded ipods to see eachothers music and today so happened to be, and i quote,
" AHH! THE ONE DAY I DONT BRING MY IPOD!!!" haha she cracks me up
lol anyways
so me and ash shared kyna's ipod and the first song i see when i turn it on is baby got back
i squeal, ashley laughs, and kyna looks at us weird then laughs.
i hurry and turn it on and ash and i started breaking it down. the freakinest best moves you will EVAH see. and the best part was peoples expressions when they saw us dancing hahahaha
and thats JUST earth science.
and homeroom is my other favorite.
my besties randi, keairra, and brooke are all in that class.
and one of the best parts is that i sit next to Keairra!! i love her tons and tons.
we always laugh and she tells me about her and our other bestie bree, have their funniest/ funnest times in fashion. i laugh everyday. seriously.
we have the bestest time in that class.
and one of my favorite favorites...
SPANISH! i know weird huh? but i have the funnest time in there. and i love it.
always always, even if im in the middle of a test, mr. sweeten ALWAYS does something to make me laugh. today i took a test and while i was writing, he "casually walked by and bumped my pencil. i was like HEY!! it was funny (:
i love we the kings. a lot. a ton. a massive amount :D
like i listen to them everyday and i know everyone of there songs. and yeah.
well, imma go to bed now. CHOW!!!
Peace♥

Katie

bahahah! this is so a classic. oh! and some are very cute.

okay, so i just got this email, and it is to DIE for and is so cute . soooooo funny and sooooo adorable! i could like roll over and die of laughter everytime i read this email. and i sigh everytime because its soo cute! its a long one but here it goes. (:


cute stuff♥

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....




HILARIOUS!!!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


9 annoying things

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck??? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

( personally, i think my mom would drop dead if she read this. classic!)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

(omg. seriously? who thought of these?! hahahahaha my parents would think i had gone off the deep end. for real )

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine!
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy (:

well, there ya go people. kinda long huh? but seriously. i love this email. i hope you enjoyed it
as much as i did! love ya!!!

Peace♥

-Katie

When i say nickel, you say back!/ The Boys Like Girls obsession

okay, i have no idea why i thought of this but i thought i might as well talk about it.
I heart nickelback, dearly, with all of my heart.♥ for real.
some people are like OMG WHATEVER!!!! they are SOOO GAY!!!!
but seriously guys, my parents have got me addicted to these guys. i could
listen to these guys all day long and never get tired of them.
how did i hear of this amazing, mind blowing band?
my dearest, loving parents (: we were just sitting in the car, and a pretty good rock song came on. i was like hey! i like this stuff! i look up towards the front, and my parents are SINGING ALONG.
i was like hey! who in the heck is this??!
they're like, OH! its nickelback! we're going to one of their concerts soon!
and thus, the nickelback obsession was born. Some of my favs are Rockstar and Animals.
but i have to say, my ALL TIME favorite band, is Boys Like Girls.
i love love LOVE them. best. band. ever. i think i first heard them in 6th grade. good times, good times. Some of my favorites are.

Like THIS ( Hero/ Heroine)


oh and THIS (Thunder)


and finally THIS (Five Minutes to Midnight)
theres a lot more than that, but those are a couple of my absolute favs. oh my gee. i love them a ton. this is ALSO a band that i could listen to all day and NEVER get tired. i basically live on music.

Some random songs that i adore is THIS ( Check yes Juliet by we the kings) and THIS ( Dear Maria, Count me In by All Time Low )


My BFF mandi and i were talking the other day and we were saying, we like these a ton because they sound SO MUCH like boys like girls. i guess is just our type of music (:

Well, thats about it for now. Peace out guys --

♥Katie

SERIOUSLY?!?!

omg.
i am seriously not pleased.
at all.
DANG IT!
STEPHENIE IS NOT WRITING MIDNIGHT SUN!!!!!!!
WHAT THE CRAP!!!
i was soo looking forward to reading that!
and the worst part of all, was that i read her partly finished draft on her
website, thinking it was all the way done.
i just kept reading and reading..
and all of the sudden, the pages stopped scrolling.
it was right at the part when edward went home and the next morning he would
take bella to the meadow. sitting there, wondering what in the HECK was going on,
i looked over to the side. and there was only 200 and somethin pages! ONLY!!!!
SHE CANT JUST NOT FINISH IT! AGGHHH!! it was so much better in
edwards point of view too. sigh. i loved it.
i want to start a petition to get her to finish, and publish it.
so what if a couple of stupid teenagers posted it on the internet?!?! DONT STOP STEPHENIE!
why should her dedicated fans (aka me and lots of other people) suffer for a couple of peoples
stupid mistakes?!?!?!
now whos with me?!?!